I took Cade to the doctor today for his kindergarten physical. All was going well until the doctor started to examine Cade. He listened to his heart, checked his vision, ears, joints, etc. The following is the conversation that followed:
Dr. : And lastly, I just need to check your private area.
Cade: ...Why....?
Dr. :Just because I need to make sure that everything is okay down there.
Cade: Well....you are a sick-o. (stated matter of factly)
The doctor then proceeds to tell Cade how no one should see there, not even a doctor unless his mom or dad is in the room.....blah, blah, blah...
Dr. : Does he have any strange looking moles?
Me: No.
Cade: Expect for on my buttcheeks.
Dr. : (turning around to see me) ....Where...? (tries to conceal a laugh)
I then have to explain how Cade has one, cute, little normal mole on his upper buttcheek. Then he needed one final immunization. The nurse comes in to do it and he's not going to let it happen. I procede to tell Cade that if he doesn't stick out his arm and let her do it all by himself that I'm going to have to hold him down for her to do it. He relents and she does it really quick. The nurse walks out of the room.
Me: She was really fast Cade! That was not near as bad as you thought it would be. You be sure to thank her for doing it so quick.
The nurse walks back in.....
Cade: (bitterly and through his teeth) Thanks a whole lot!
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Fun in the Sun!

I took the kids down south to stay in the house for the weekend. The Johnson's and Parry's came too. (minus Jeff and Travis) We had a blast! The house was way full and crazy, but fun. The boys caught lizard after lizard


We played at the park...


tried to keep these two partners in crime out of trouble. They would unlock the doors and sneak outside and run down the street. They would throw the boys golf balls around, and they got into Jamies makeup and got mascara all over Molly's face and body and bed and clothes...











Fun weekend in the warm 80 degree sun!
Pinewood Derby

5th grade Science Fair
On a lighter note...Jens and his buddy AJ did it together. "They" (me) soaked 3 different teeth in 3 different beverages. Coke, OJ, and Kool Aid for 2 weeks.
We checked the progress after 1 week. The tooth in the orange juice broke in half, and the other two had signs of decay.
At the end of 2 weeks, the were all soft, had holes eaten in them and were discolored. The OJ one had all the enamel eaten off too. Sooo, OJ is good for the body, hard on the teeth. SO BRUSH AFTERWARDS!
(I better get an A!)


(I better get an A!)
Friday, March 6, 2009
Some of my FAVORITE YouTube clips
Here are some of my FAVORITE YouTube clips. They are both SOOOO hilarious. Just click on the links below to view them.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ctej7AmOGA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ctej7AmOGA
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Seriously?



And this morning I wake up to 6 new inches of snow.
Hmmm...
Well I think I might have bitten off more than I want to chew. I was called and asked to be the parade chairman for our local city days parade. I said "sure!" After I hung up the phone and I really thought about it, I wondered if I should have suggested that I just be a helper, instead of over the thing. Wish me luck.
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