Bernard has returned and he has some new tricks up his sleeve.
Last year he gift wrapped our toilet, this year he just simply left a message on it: HO HO HO -- WHO HAS TO GO?
He left a grocery list of all kinds of sugary sweet things to buy. He even left some change for us to pay with!
GROCERY LIST
Candy Canes
Marshmallows
Hot Chocolate
Ice Cream
Syrup
Cookies
Peppermints
Chocolates
He got into the pantry and opened up some pretzels and raisins. He also found the trail mix and he went on an eating binge!
He tried out Jeff's razor and his shaving cream one morning.
He got flirtatious and frisky with Wolfena the Monster High Doll.
And since we've had NO snow, he had to build a snowman out of toilet paper!
He took the kids underwear and decorated the Christmas tree with them. Molly and Cade were completely appalled!
He got sick so he took some medicine and rested in the Barbie house for a
couple days until he was better.
He got into our candy and ate some chocolate and got it all over his face.
And when it was time to go for the season, he hid in our fridge and drank some chocolate syrup. He left a note saying, "Bye kids! See you next year!"
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